this fucking never fails to make me laugh
Puppy dogs :)
If you had never seen a puppy before and didn’t know what they were called, what would you name them?
I’d call them dooders.
You didn’t. I just wanted to answer a pleasant message in an unnecessarily maudlin fashion because I’m a warm turd.
B b b b b bird the bird is the word
I want holidays and sun, sand and sea
This person said people in her country don’t find her attractive.
Read that again until it makes sense. It never will.
Not to get all down and whatever, but the real answer to this is that I never have been. It’s a foreign idea to me.
And as far as I know, the only people whose lives I’ve ruined are my parents’.
my talents include stress eating and falling in love with people that will never love me back
My sister-in-law looks like Anna Faris but with black hair. They have eerily similar voices too.
I just thought you’d want to know this.