Corgis and Boobs!
m0ondust:

this fucking never fails to make me laugh

m0ondust:

this fucking never fails to make me laugh

Me: *calls u a nerd*
Me: *is actually very deeply in love with u*

puppies-and-dogs-oh-my:

Puppy dogs :)

If you had never seen a puppy before and didn’t know what they were called, what would you name them?

I’d call them dooders.

Got a 92 on my business test

Well then let me rephrase. I hope that when you are at your most unhappy there is always a cute dog or an attractive face to brighten things up even the slightest bit. And I certainly didn't mean to say anything that would make you feel worse, I hope that's clear.
Anonymous

You didn’t. I just wanted to answer a pleasant message in an unnecessarily maudlin fashion because I’m a warm turd.

nomadfox:

nomadfox:

B b b b b bird the bird is the word

I want holidays and sun, sand and sea

This person said people in her country don’t find her attractive.Read that again until it makes sense. It never will.

nomadfox:

nomadfox:

B b b b b bird the bird is the word

I want holidays and sun, sand and sea

This person said people in her country don’t find her attractive.

Read that again until it makes sense. It never will.

I hope you're happy. But I like, actually genuinely mean that. Not in an "I hope you're satisfied with the way you've ruined everyone's lives" kind of way.
Anonymous

Not to get all down and whatever, but the real answer to this is that I never have been. It’s a foreign idea to me.

And as far as I know, the only people whose lives I’ve ruined are my parents’.

expels:

my talents include stress eating and falling in love with people that will never love me back

My sister-in-law looks like Anna Faris but with black hair. They have eerily similar voices too.

I just thought you’d want to know this.

Shoutout to the coyotes trying to raise the dead at the river tonight. Fucking shit. Such a terrifying sound.


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